Hedge fund faggot Martin Shkreli is still the most annoying person on the Internet, and I don’t think that will change for a very long time. I mean, just look at the picture above. Straight BUM.
Anyways, after buying the one and only copy of a never-before-heard Wu-Tang record for $2 million — of which he knows only like 3 Wu songs, Douchebag of the year Martin Shkreli has now made a much higher offer for Kanye West’s new album, The Life of Pablo, which is now clocking in at $15 Million large.
In coordination with the offer, if Kanye accepts, all exclusive rights to The Life of Pablo will go to Martin, and no one of will hear the long-awaited album, but lets be real, Kanye would NEVER cough up his album to some faggot in a business suit. And for that, we yell AMEN. Check out the tweets below and stay tuned for TLOP, coming very soon.
aiyo @kanyewest last minute can i buy your album out so it dont get released publicly
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) February 11, 2016
Here is my initial offer for the album. @kanyewest Thanks for your consideration and I look forward to your response pic.twitter.com/opJ7mlfraK
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) February 11, 2016
Kanye and his label are legally required to take my offer letter to their Board of Directors. This should delay the album by a few days.
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) February 11, 2016
